ZWrestleTalk's Dom Bouchard gives his quick takes on WrestleMania 34.
Women's Battle Royal
Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal
Winner: Big Cass
Mustafa Ali vs Cedric Alexander
I see this match as a potential best match of the night. I truly hope the crowd will show them the respect they deserve. Ali is a wonderful wrestler and very cool guy and so is Cedric. I expect a high flying and technical masterpiece.
Winner: Mustafa Ali
Raw Tag Team Championship
The Bar vs Braun Strowman and ?
Here comes James Ellsworth. Just kidding! I predict Big Show to be the surprise tag team partner. Cesaro and Sheamus will find a way to steal this one by pinning Big Show which will push Braun to destroy the three guys and create a new Braun destruction clip.
Winners: The Bar
SmackDown Tag Team Title Match
The Uso's vs The New Day vs Bludgeon Brothers
This is finally the first Uso's WrestleMania main card match. I see them dominating and proving without a doubt that they are the best team in the world. It will be a four star affair.
Winners: The Uso's
The Miz VS Finn Balor VS Seth Rollins
It will be the best match of the night. Seth is the best Raw wrestler by far, and he will keep his string of awesome matches going. Finn is also an amazing performer, and The Miz can follow them.
Winner: Seth Rollins
RAW Women's Title Match
Alexa Bliss VS Nia Jax
30 second squash match.
Winner: Nia Jax
SmackDown Women's Title Match
Charlotte Flair VS Asuka
I see Carmella trying to cash in similar to Seth Rollins but getting pinned by Asuka to protect the streak and Charlotte Flair.
Ronda Rousey and Kurt Angle VS Stephanie McMahon and Triple H
What a waste of time! This will probably be a terrible match on a otherwise stacked card. This contest involves a stiff rookie whose ring skills we do not know about yet. Plus two old, "over the hill" guys, and a 45 year old woman who never wrestles. Disaster incoming for this.
Winners: Ronda Rousey and Kurt Angle
Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn VS Shane McMahon and Daniel Bryan
To me this is the co-main event of the show. It will be a show stealer. Daniel Bryan will make the crowd go wild. He is the most over guy in the company by far. Kevin Owens is the most underrated wrestler in the world. Sami Zayn will do his part to create a magical WrestleMania moment.
Winners: Daniel Bryan and Shane McMahon
John Cena and The Undertaker segment
I expect Taker to come out and kick Cena's ass, and challenge him for a later date.
Although reports say The Rock isn't showing up. Let's hope he shows up for this.
United States Championsip
Randy Orton vs Jinder Mahal vs Rusev vs Bobby Roode
It might be a sleeper match. Roode and Rusev are both capable of going hard but I think Mahal will steal the match.
Winner: Jinder Mahal
WWE World Title Match
AJ Styles VS Shinsuke Nakamura
The true main event in my opinion. Nothing but a five star match is to be expected. Shinsuke is a shell of his former New Japan self but I think he still has one great match left and with AJ Styles it is the time to do it.
Winner: AJ Styles
Brock Lesnar VS Roman Reigns
This match will be a hard hitting affair. Reigns will prove once again he has three moves in his arsenal. So expect 33 german suplexes, 37 superman punches, 17 spears, and 12 F5's. Okay I am kidding I forgot punches and samoan drops. Damn. Still it will be a hard hitting match with Roman Reigns kicking out of an F5 and winning after his 12th spear.
Winner: Roman Reigns
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