ZWrestleTalk's newest writer Ace James gives us the results to last night's Lucha Underground! If you missed Lucha Underground this is the perfect way to catch up!
First Match: Jack Evans vs. PJ Black
Evans takes the mic from Melissa and says that he’s the best of the best. The dragon slayer and he will make Drago his "bitch". He tosses the mic back to Melissa Santos and tells her that’s how she’s to do her job. Black with a spinning heel kick to Evans. Black with a side kick and heads to the top rope. Evans knocks Black off the rope. Evans goes for a forearm, but Black pokes Evans in the eye.
Black with a Dragon Suplex for a two count. Evans kicks Black in the midsection. Evans with a right hand to Black. Evans with a springboard spinning heel kick. Drago appears in the temple. Evans gets distracted by Drago. Drago with nun-chucks, Evans throws a bottle of water at Drago. Drago comes down to the ring, he accidentally spits the green mist in the Black’s face. Evans rolls Black up to pickup the victory.
Winner: Jack Evans
Second Match: King Cuerno vs. Killshot
Killshot with a springboard dropkick that sends Cuerno to the outside. Killshot with a corkscrew plancha to the outside. Killshot and Cuerno exchange back and forth forearms. Killshot sends Cuerno back first to the ring apron then connects with a running boot. Cuerno with a superkick to Killshot. Cuerno with the Arrow from the Depths of Hell to Killshot. Cuerno rolls Killshot back into the ring, Cuerno follows with a running dropkick. Killshot sends Cuerno to the ring apron.
Cuerno and Killshot battle on the ring apron. Killshot armdrags Cuerno to the outside. Both luchadors get back into the ring at the count of nine. Cuerno chops Killshot in the chest. Killshot with a big boot to Cuerno. Cuerno with a spinning heel kick to Killshot. Killshot goes for a springboard moonsault, Cuerno counters with a side kick. Killshot with the Swerve Stomp to Cuerno. Killshot misses on the 450 splash. Cuerno connects with the Thrill of The Hunt to pickup the victory. After the match Cuerno stomps Killshot. Cuerno goes for a Spinning Cradle Kneeling Reverse Piledriver, but out comes Fenix to make the save. Cuerno rolls out of the ring and he and Fenix have a stare off.
Winner: King Cuerno
Third Match: El Texano Jr. vs The Crew & Chavo Guerrero in a Gauntlet Match
Texano starts the match with Cisco. Texano with a immediate superkick to Cisco as the bell rings and gets the pin fall. Cisco is now eliminated. Cortez Castro enters the ring. Texano stomps on Castro chest. Texano misses on a forearm. Castro with a enziguri and running forearm to Texano. Castro with a Tornado DDT for a two count. Texano with a jaw breaker to Castro. Castro with a neck breaker to Texano for a two count. Texano pushes Castro to the corner.
Texano with a powerbomb to eliminate Castro. Guerrero immediately takes the ring and attacks Texano from behind. Guerrero with boots to the back of Texano. Guerrero with a uppercut to Texano in the corner. Texano with a big right hand to Guerrero. Texano connects with a clothesline. Texano with a superkick to Guerrero. Texano with a running forearm to Guerrero in the corner. Guerrero with a back forearm to Texano. Texano with a back body drop that sends Guerrero to the outside. Texano tries to suplex Guerrero back into the ring. Castro grabs the Texano bull rope and traps his ankles on the rope and hangs onto it from the outside and this helps Guerrero to pickup the victory. After the match Texano chases The Crew to the back.
Winner: Chavo Guerrero & The Crew
Pentagon Jr. & Catrina Segment:
Pentagon tells Catrina that Prince Puma tried to humiliate him last week and he must be taught a lesson. Catrina tells Pentagon to teach him one. Pentagon wants a match with Prince Puma, Catrina says that after what Pentagon did to Mil Muertes why does he think that she’s going to give him anything? Pentagon goes to strike Catrina, but Catrina gets the better of Pentagon. Pentagon gets Catrina in position for the Fujiwara Armbar. Pentagon says that he can get anything he wants because he can break her arm as well. Catrina escapes the hold. Catrina tells Pentagon that he can have his match with Puma next week. Catrina tells Pentagon that putting his hands on her was the biggest mistake of his life.
Johnny Mundo vs. Brian Cage
Mundo slaps Cage in the face. Mundo with a double leg takedown and lands a series of right hands. Cage with a sweep and lands a series of forearms. Cage drives Mundo to the corner. Mundo with a spinning heel kick to Cage. Cage with a clothesline. Cage with a back breaker to Mundo. Cage with a reverse TKO. Cage and Mundo are brawling on the top rope. Mundo sends Cage to the outside. Mundo with a springboard corkscrew splash to Cage. Mundo kicks Cage in the chest and rolls him back into the ring. Mundo goes for a pin attempt and Cage kicks out at two. Mundo with a boot to the midsection of Cage. Mundo with a chinlock.
Cage with a back body drop to Mundo. Cage with a clothesline and a back elbow to Mundo. Cage with a sitout Alabama Slam for a two count. Mundo with a neck breaker to Cage. Mundo tries to go for the End of the World, but Cage attacks Mundo from the behind. Cage kicks Mundo in the midsection. Mundo with a sunset flip for a two count. Mundo with the Moonlight Driver to Cage. Cage with a front face slam. Mundo with a springboard dropkick. Mundo misses on the End of the World. Cage with a Discus Lariat and pulls the straps down. Cage with the Weapon X to Mundo. Cage goes for the pin, but Taya from AAA appears to distract Cage. Mundo hits Cage in the face with the lead pipe that Taya rolls into the ring to pickup the victory. After the match Taya gives Cage a Bezerker Boot to the face. Mundo also connects with the End of the World.
Winner: Johnny Mundo
King Cuerno & Catrina Segment:
Cuerno tells Catrina broken arm or not he wants to cash in his Gift of the Gods Championship for an opportunity against Mil Muertes. Catrina says that unfortunately she already has Cuerno slated for a match with Fenix next week for the Gift of the Gods Championship. Cuerno says that he has a right to face Muertes for the Lucha Underground Championship. Catrina says next week she hope can he fly like Fenix because their match will be a Ladder Match.
If you aren't looking forward to next weeks matches you are not a fan of Lucha Underground. It's going to be a pleasure to write and watch!
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